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Not long ago, I had fried eggs for breakfast (typical isn’t it? I was probably short of breakfast ideas that day). Well the cooking went ok and everything, but a big problem occurred afterwards, when I moved the tray – with the fried eggs on it - from the kitchen to the dining room: the fried eggs were looking at me! Well actually, the yellow part of the two eggs when fried happened to stand symmetrically in the upper white part. In English, it was a face-like fried eggs meal.

A dialogue that might have occurred if the fried eggs could talk:
EGG: Why did you fry me Human, who will feed my family now?
ME: Shut up egg, you don’t have any final words to say, this is not a western.
EGG: Can I have a last cigarette though?
ME: No.
EGG: Bouhouhouhouhouhouhou….
Then the egg stopped crying and looked at me fearlessly.
EGG: I’m going to kill you, freakin’ Human.
ME: How are going to do that, you don’t have the balls (see the analogy ).
EGG: Just try to eat me.
ME: Hmm, maybe someone poisoned you, I think I’ll pass.
EGG: Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me…

The egg didn’t seem to want to shut up, so I grabbed the bread and started by tearing his right eye, then his left eye and then the rest of it. I noticed I was taking a big risk eating this egg. A couple of days later, I started feeling… well nothing special, I had probably digested the egg already!

You can see below the original picture of the EGG and some pictures modified with a basic editing software.